Brian's where Brian feels most comfortable - in a bar, with a Scotch in hand, looking out for his next potential victim trick.

It could be you.

No, not you.

Yes, you.

It could be you.

And aren't you the lucky one to be on the receiving end of That Eyebrow Thing?

Van Helsing has graduated from unweildy crutches, to ugly, uncomfortable cane. His physical therapist is thoroughly floored at his progress, given how much of a pain in the ass he is during the sessions. Van Helsing, of course, grins and acts like this is all normal - it is, for him ( Read more... )

Friday fucking afternoon. He'd give anything to be in a club right now where he could just drink, smoke, and fuck his headache away.

But the clock seems to be ticking backwards. Much slower than normal.

He's eyeing it with the same disdain that he normally reserves for ugly people.

He'd never been bored at work before. But it hadn't ever been this quiet in Pittsburgh ( Read more... )